johnnystorm:

  • that moment when one of your friends starts reading/watching something you’re obsessed with
  • and you turn into a total freak
  • WHERE ARE YOU AT
  • WHO’S YOUR FAVORITE
  • DO YOU SHIP MY OTP
  • DO YOU HATE CHARACTER X HE/SHE/IT IS A BITCH
  • WHAT PART ARE YOU AT NOW
  • DO YOU LOVE MY BABY
  • TELL ME ALL YOUR THOUGHTS
  • girl 1:

    omg im pregnant

  • girl 2:

    omg im addicted to drugs

  • girl 3:

    omg im always drunk

  • me:

    omg i accidentally reblogged this twice

This Random guy

  • Random Guy:

    Yeah I've watched a few episodes of no.6. But then I dropped it.

  • Me:

    Why did you drop it?

  • Random Guy:

    Cuz it was fucking gay. I mean, they fucking kissed! Two guys! Who'd watch that! It was the most crappy anime I've ever seen!

  • Me:

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    ....

  • Police:

    So I don't want to hear that 'he ran into my knife story'. Tell us the truth.

  • Me:

    My knife ran into him.